Saturday, January 24, 2009

Warning Will Robinson Warning

 

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called 'Beer'.

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large 'kegs'. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.


Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.


After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred.


At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship'. In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as 'marriage.' Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.(and to women with a sense of humor)

If you fall victim to this 'Beer' scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

For the support group nearest you, just look up 'Golf Courses' in the phone book.
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7 comments:

RWA said...

You come up with the funniest stuff, coffeypot.

Brother Dave said...

Women who play together on golf courses have their side of the stories to commiserate about.

GrizzBabe said...

Those conniving women!

coffeypot said...

RWA, dude, where did yah go? You coming back with your good stuff?

BD, women seem to gravitate toward each other and connive all the time.

GB, yeah and you are one, too. Tell me you never use your feminine wiles to attract a man. You did with me!!!!

Olly said...

Hey!!!! Don't give away all of our secrets!!!

Pamela said...

I am reminded of an old term the friends used when we were young..
Coyote ugly.
That was when you wake up in the morning with your arm wrapped around someone so ugly, that you chew your arm off rather than wake em up

Cant Hardly Wait said...

Well fuck. Cat's outta the bag now. Oh well, I had a good stint.