Monday, February 16, 2009

Moral Lesson

Two cars meet in the road and the drivers frantically gesture at one another.

“Pig!” says the woman driving one car.

“Bitch!” says the man driving the other car.

A few seconds later the male driver crashes his car into a pig wandering in the middle of the road.

The moral: Men just don’t listen…and women believe that a man should always understand what they mean.

11 comments:

Special K said...

You know that is just the best Cliff notes version ever to explain men and women! :)

Brother Dave said...

What does the man running into the pig have to do with it?

I somehow miss the moral lesson in the example.

teri said...

I agree, Coffeypot

coffeypot said...

SK, who’s Cliff and why is he taking notes? I'm the only one who can plagiarize on this blog.

BD, there's a lesson? I thought it was that the man simply didn't listen to what the woman was saying and the woman figured he should have understood she was warning him. There is no lesson here. This isn't one of my educational posts.

Teri, I believe this is the first time you have ever done that. I'll alert the media.

e.Craig Crawford said...

Another good example from your bag of wisdom.

Tookie Tail said...

Now why doesn't that surprise me? :)

Alekx said...

Seemed obvious to me that the woman was trying to warn the man
That's what you get for not listening

Brother Dave said...

OK… now I get it. I was not awake when I first read it.

OMG. It's hilarious.

coffeypot said...

e.craig, I got a million of’em.

Tookie, You sound jaded…

Alekx, What? Did you say something?

BD, Good morning!

Brother Dave said...

Re: "BD, Good morning!"

It's morning?

Biddie said...

Lol. Well put, my friend!