Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Two Buddies


Two buddies, Scotty and John, were getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly John throws up all over himself. "Oh, no... Now my wife will kill me!"

Scotty says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill."

So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. Eventually John stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a bad time.

“You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're disgusting!", she said.

Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words, John says, “Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin. Itsh snot wha yew think. I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me... he had one too many! And he juss koudin hold hizz liquor. He said hes was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning bill!"

John's wife looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty bucks.."

"Oh, yeah.. I almos' fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too."
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Mary Stebbins Taitt said...

ha ha ha ha ha


Olly said...

OMG! I am sooo stealing that to send out!

Christine said...

EEWWWWWW...nuff said.

Brother Dave said...

He's about $60 short.

Pamela said...

that is a groaner

Jan said...

ewwwwwwww disgusting!!