Monday, July 27, 2009

Camel Toe For You

For you single ladies out there, this post is for you in hopes it will enhance your chances of finding that certain someone.

After all, you already wear eye shadow, eye liner, eye lashes, lipstick, powder, foundation and support garments designed by an MIT graduates and a Mr. T starter kit in baubles. All a man needs is Viagra or Extenze.

It is the perfect accoutrement to your tennis shorts, swim suit, and those stretch pants worn by women who have no business showing belly hangover, cellulite bumps and whale tails.

 

 

Your are welcome!
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Click to bigger size. I wish that worked for men...

5 comments:

Citizen Soldier said...

That was funny but for you guys, put a potatoe in your shorts and see what happens. Remember the potato goes in front.

coffeypot said...

Good idea CS, but with my luck I would end up with 'tater bugs' (country version of crabs.)

Red said...

Oh, my gawd... once again your blog has left me speechless, Coffeypot ;)

coffeypot said...

That's what I'm all about, Red. Providing valuable information to those who are too shy to ask for it. And it does get a lady noticed. Men look for camel toes all the time. I mean, with a good camel toe, you don't need all the makeup. You are automatically attractive to a man.

Kanani said...

Gross!
I wrote a fashion article about this once calling it a "fashion don't."

It's fairly common amongst women who don't know their measurements, hence, they don't know their correct size.

It's caused by pants with a too-short inseam, and are too small around. In other words, the wearer needs to go UP a size!