Thursday, July 30, 2009

Victoria's Secret No No's


Ten Things Men Shouldn't Say Out Loud In Victoria Secret

#10 Does this come in children's sizes?

#9 No Thanks. Just Sniffing.

#8 I'll be in the dressing room going blind.

#7 Mom will love this.

#6 Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.

#5 No need to warp it. I'll eat it here.

#4 Will you model this for me?

#3 The Miracle What? This is better than world peace.

#2 Fourtyfive bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anhyway!!!

And the number one thing a man should never say out loud in Victoria's Secret

#1 Oh, honey; you'll never squeeze your ass into that.

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Anonymous said...

Where do you get these, that was funny. I am going to pass this one on.

Unknown said...

I'm here to post a 'no comment' :)

Coffeypot said...

CS, I was going through my file cabinet last night and I came across my joke folder. Stuff going back to the 80's and it's about 3 inches thick. Most of it are picture jokes but there are some good stuff that I am going to be posting the next few days.

AM, what? Oh! I thought you left a comment, but guess not.

Red said...

That is a very good list... words to live by ;)

Mary Stebbins Taitt said...

LOL! What a riot. Male humor, mostly, but sunny still! :-D

CI-Roller Dude said...

#11. Ask the clerk if she'll try it on so you can see how it might feel on your girlfriend/wife.
#12. My grand ma will love this.
#13. Do you have this in ACU pattern? (or USMC Digital)
#14. Which style goes with a .40 in a hip holster?
I have more, but I'm sure this is plenty of help.

Coffeypot said...

Red, I can think of many more things not to say.

Mary, of course it's male humor...

CI Dude, how about, 'These panties are crotchless. Do you have any that haven't been worn befoe?'

Kanani said...

Men shouldn't also say:
"Does this come in my size?"