Wednesday, September 30, 2009

San Francisco Stroll

While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco , a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.

Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?"

"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.

"You've gotta be kiddin' me."

"No, would you like to give it a try?"

Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..."

So he wrapped his arms around the tree & pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the heck happened to you?"

He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.

When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day...cupcake."


ScoMan said...

Just when he thought it couldn't get any worse...

Ducky said...

LMAO! I have a very active imagination. I think I just heard the birds chirping and the squirrles laughing...

Secretia Teller said...

I knew what was going to happen when the second guy showed up, Ha Ha.

anon said...

Thats very funny! Never trust a tree-hugger!

Saddly, we had a very expensive and time consuming hold up on a logging road project some years ago. The media took a shine to a protester who said she could hear the tree's singing and so to log here would be to do murder here.

Can you believe what some liberal minded folks will swallow?

Tracie said...

Cue the Deliverance banjo.

CI-Roller Dude said...

You really have to be careful in Golden Gate park... I usually carry 2 pistols in SF.

Lee said...

I am laughing hysterically over this!! Okay, you seem to be on the roll around of the blogs that I follow, so you must be a good one, and I like to follow the trends...So, consider yourself followed!

Coffeypot said...

Lee, welcome, but you are a few post short, though. Keep reading.

I don't understand why so many are hooking up to me all of a sudden, but I appreciate it to no end.

Thanks for joining the crowds of ten's of people.

See ya around.