Jen, if you want to feel stupid, go looking all over the place for your glasses, cussing and slamming things around and wife ask what I'm looking for. My damn glasses, I say. She laughs and says, you are wearing them, dummy. Bitch does that to me all the time.
Sadly, I too, run around the house in a panic looking for my glasses. My kids are getting used to this and just give each other "the look". Most likely thinking "yup, won't be long now - we'll put her in a home".
No worries Coffey. Every one has those hot topic buttons. I let all my ugly hang out on HillBilly's site one day. Had an attack of guilt and went back hours later and deleted it. I'm a doofus! And I'm in no way suggesting you do the same. I love your comments!
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25 comments:
Lol! Maybe he forgot. You know, like forgetting your glass are on top of your head.
That would be "glasses".
Grizz, I believe that a few beers might have played a hand in it, too.
Great picture. However I constantly do the thing with my glasses so don't be too hard on the guy.
Jen, if you want to feel stupid, go looking all over the place for your glasses, cussing and slamming things around and wife ask what I'm looking for. My damn glasses, I say. She laughs and says, you are wearing them, dummy. Bitch does that to me all the time.
I think I dated him
Poor lady.
Thanks for stopping by and thanks for providing me with the best laugh I've had in a long time.
Some people there really is no hope for.
Common sense is obviously not so common.
NOOOOOOOO! I had that very same picture set up for Monday. dammit.
Sadly, I too, run around the house in a panic looking for my glasses. My kids are getting used to this and just give each other "the look". Most likely thinking "yup, won't be long now - we'll put her in a home".
What are you talking about? This guy looks so smart and cool... I want to date him! [insert sarcastic cackle here]
Guys just trying to keep the shade of his neck. Cut him some slack!
And as I always say:
"As soon as they make something idiot proof...they make a better idiot."
ME again! (head tilted to the side, typed in a sing song-y voice). You have an award waiting over at my blog dahling!
Red, just a boy toy.
Powdergirl, the sun is in his face, not behind his back.
Dude, recon he was in the Air Force? I mean he is wearing sunglasses.
Daffy, you spoil me. Thank you.! And sorry if I upset everyone on your site.
I'm afraid to laugh too hard. I could find myself pictured here someday with a witty caption underneath.
Congrats on your award!
No worries Coffey. Every one has those hot topic buttons. I let all my ugly hang out on HillBilly's site one day. Had an attack of guilt and went back hours later and deleted it. I'm a doofus! And I'm in no way suggesting you do the same. I love your comments!
Again, friend, no worries!
Well duh! If he turned his hat around then he couldn't put his hand over his eyes. HEE!
That is funny as hell!
snort
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
Douglas Adams.
The picture has nothing to do with the glasses...If you look very close to his surroundings you will see he is a Cubs fan.
The picture has nothing to do with the glasses...If you look very close to his surroundings you will see he is a Cubs fan.
The picture has nothing to do with the glasses...If you look very close to his surroundings you will see he is a Cubs fan.
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