Tuesday, October 06, 2009

Conservatives vs Liberals

I found this on a blog that I don’t read, just went there from one I do.

The truest comparison I have ever seen!

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed.
If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues.

If a conservative reads this, he'll send his friends & they will have a good laugh.
A liberal won't delete it because he's "offended", he will cry and piss himself and lay in the fetal position in their own urine for the rest of the day because that’s what they do.


Christine said...


That is all...

Coffeypot said...

Christine, Good! I love ya anyways.

Ducky said...

Well said - my pops would love this post!

Coffeypot said...

Daffy, send it to him.

blueeyedtawni said...

Good One! :)

Brother Dave said...

Re: "A liberal… … will cry and piss himself and lay in the fetal position in their own urine for the rest of the day because that’s what they do."

That's as stupid a comment as the others about liberals.

But then I consider the source.

Coffeypot said...

You know, Dave. In the past couple of years we have been blogging with each other you have NEVER made an intelligent statement. You do spout out the normal Liberal bullshit that one hers on CNN, CNBC and other biased Liberal stations. You quote the Party Line and it sounds so pathetic. You have never made a point worth hearing and you can only send out snide remarks about Bush and Conservatives. All the statements on this post are as true as magnetic north. When you do come up with anything of your own and can support it, I’ll be willing to listen and have a debate with you. Until then, I will just consider the source.

Matty said...

Some people will say this is just opinion. Well, it isn't opinion if it's true.

Found your blog off Daffy's page.