Monday, October 05, 2009

New Bloggin Award for Daffy

My new found blogger babe (and secret crush and fantasy goddess - don't tell her, it‘s just for me to know) Daffy, has posted about a certain body spray. It doesn’t seem to be high on her list of things she likes to smell.

I thing it rates somewhere below a fresh shit and a loud wet fart. Maybe even below a dead, bloated opossum on the side of the road.

Anyway, she doesn’t like it because it is sprayed or slathered on all the teens in her school (where she performs a great service as an interpreter for the hearing impaired - in English - you have to read her blog to understand that one) and causes her anguish in breathing and trouble keeping her eyes dry and not looking like they are going to burst a vessel and bleed down her face.

So I got to thinking…yeah I know…all us bloggers have stalkers out there who sneak onto our pages and not leave comments. Comments are important and the reason we do this shit. We love to read your comments, opinions and ideas. It’s called communication (and you bloggers who write your stuff and do not comment to the commenter’s are just being narcissistic and rude. We want to know what you think or feel about what he had to say to YOU, fucker.) Now there are times when a response cannot be given due to timing, location, and stuff, but I try to do it regularly. But I digress.

We were talking about Daffy and her olfactory problem. In thinking about it, I got this idea for a Stalker Repellant award, and I think she should be the first recipient of the magnanimous award.

So here is the new AXE Stalker Repellant Award.

AXE Stalker Repellant Award

Though I’m not sure if it can be posted due to silly things like infringement laws, and copyright laws and shit like that. So, maybe it will just have to be the thought that counts.


Lee said...

It’s called communication (and you bloggers who write your stuff and do not comment to the commenter’s are just being narcissistic and rude. We want to know what you think or feel about what he had to say to YOU, fucker.) LMAO which is a miracle for me today!

The Peach Tart said...

Maybe some people are just shy. Oh hell no, they're stalkers. Get the repellent out.

Tracie said...

Bwahahahaha! You make me laugh every day. Thank you.

Special K said...

I do comment a lot back to my peeps and do the same for them. Otherwise it would feel rather weird to just be writing and not socializing wouldn't it? I mean blogs are social animals by nature. I hate also seeing someone complimenting someone's photo album like on FB etc. and the person never says thank you or anything. I feel as if they are sitting back at the computer all smug saying, "ok, who is going to be next to compliment me?"
Oh the Ax would repel me for sure! That and that other one, oh what's it called. Cam can spray that and for 2 days that room will smell like that. UGH!

Christine said...

I try to comment but sometimes I just want to read and don't have anything clever to say. Yeah, I suck.

However, I was called out for not commenting on my blog comments and that is getting a bit extreme. I try since I was yelled at but sometimes I have nothing to add.

So, yeah..I suck times two.

Coffeypot said...

Christine, I do love a ability in a woman, especially if she swallows.

All, go back and read, I said I know there are times when one cannot respond. Many bloggers can only blog at work and, wouldn't you know it, they put work, paychecks and insurance above blogging. Ingrates! But there are some who NEVER respond. That is who I meant.

Secretia Teller said...

Comments are food for bloggers.

Bag Blog said...

Darn, I was just going to drop by and have a peek at your blog. Now I feel like I have to comment. It is amazing that I can get 40 visitors a day and only two comments - I call them "lurkers." I guess I better order some repellant.

By the way, nice blog!

anon said...

I know what you mean about the people who never ever remark on comments. I always wonder if they just don't actually want to talk to me, so I go away, I don't go away mad, I just go away.

Axe, ugh. Daffy is bang on with that, the stuff, and the ads for the stuff should be illegal.

Coffeypot said...

Secretia, you are absolutely right. We do need the comments to nourish us.

Bag Blog, thanks for dropping by and come back anytime. I love your art, too.

Powedergirl, I’ll talk to you anytime.

Ducky said...

THAT IS SO AWESOME! Sorry it took so long for me to reply. I had to clone myself at work today and be in three places at once. One of those days, ya know? Couldn't get my phone to load blogger and then once I did couldn't get the damn thing to let me comment!

You rock my friend. This is hilarious and I love it! You're such a pal for thinking of me.

Coffeypot said...

Daffy, I just thought your blog was funny and it got me to thinking...