My new found blogger babe (and secret crush and fantasy goddess - don't tell her, it‘s just for me to know) Daffy, has posted about a certain body spray. It doesn’t seem to be high on her list of things she likes to smell.
I thing it rates somewhere below a fresh shit and a loud wet fart. Maybe even below a dead, bloated opossum on the side of the road.
Anyway, she doesn’t like it because it is sprayed or slathered on all the teens in her school (where she performs a great service as an interpreter for the hearing impaired - in English - you have to read her blog to understand that one) and causes her anguish in breathing and trouble keeping her eyes dry and not looking like they are going to burst a vessel and bleed down her face.
So I got to thinking…yeah I know…all us bloggers have stalkers out there who sneak onto our pages and not leave comments. Comments are important and the reason we do this shit. We love to read your comments, opinions and ideas. It’s called communication (and you bloggers who write your stuff and do not comment to the commenter’s are just being narcissistic and rude. We want to know what you think or feel about what he had to say to YOU, fucker.) Now there are times when a response cannot be given due to timing, location, and stuff, but I try to do it regularly. But I digress.
We were talking about Daffy and her olfactory problem. In thinking about it, I got this idea for a Stalker Repellant award, and I think she should be the first recipient of the magnanimous award.
So here is the new AXE Stalker Repellant Award.
AXE Stalker Repellant Award
Though I’m not sure if it can be posted due to silly things like infringement laws, and copyright laws and shit like that. So, maybe it will just have to be the thought that counts.
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