I got this from my good friend and former great pecker-checker and Navy buddy, Ed. Uh…not that he checked great peckers, he is great because he check all peckers without proposing to any of carriers of said peckers (pecker-checking is also know as short arm inspections.)
For ye land lubbers, a pecker checker is a Navy Corpsman (Medic) and the term comes from the fact that many sailors would come back to the ship after shore leave and a week or so later come up is burning, dripping, pealing and screaming peckers from some of the lovely ladies of the evening encountered on said shore leave. But to be fair, Ed served in hospitals and worked with families and stuff. I don’t think her ever saw the ocean.
Anyway, without further ado:
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