Saturday, November 14, 2009

Finically Focused

I got this from my good friend and former great pecker-checker and Navy buddy, Ed. Uh…not that he checked great peckers, he is great because he check all peckers without proposing to any of carriers of said peckers (pecker-checking is also know as short arm inspections.)

For ye land lubbers, a pecker checker is a Navy Corpsman (Medic) and the term comes from the fact that many sailors would come back to the ship after shore leave and a week or so later come up is burning, dripping, pealing and screaming peckers from some of the lovely ladies of the evening encountered on said shore leave. But to be fair, Ed served in hospitals and worked with families and stuff. I don’t think her ever saw the ocean.

Anyway, without further ado:


These days I am totally and FINANCIALLY Focused!!

The Question of today is...

Will the Dollar fall or not?



The Key to Survival is to be a Tight Ass!

13 comments:

Daffy said...

I should be just fine then....

Coffeypot said...

Booiiinnnngggg!

Matty said...

Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.

Ed Adams said...

That looks so much better on your post.

Jan said...

OMG! hahahaha

Mike Golch said...

Good grief,that's one tight ass!

Secretia said...

Are you sure that's a "dollar". It looks like a million bucks to me!

Shiny Rod said...

All my days in the Navy, never had to have my short arm checked. Whew! Dodged that bullet. Would you say the dollar is on a sliding scale? At least it wasn't a credit card reader attached to her posterior.

Carol said...

Tightward thought this was funny! He is a total tight ass.

Ky Woman said...

Squeezing a dollar for all it's worth takes on new meaning with that pic...

Olly said...

Ewwww...I guess the saying is right - You never know were money has been before you handle it. Gonna get a bottle of hand sanitizer for my purse now.

Erin M. said...

I wish my ass was that tight!

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