In Golf Men Should Go First

From my buddy, Ed.

A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of women is
hitting from the ladies' tee.

The ladies are taking their time. When the final lady is ready to hit her ball,
she hacks it ten feet. Then she goes over and whiffs it completely. Then she
hacks it another ten feet, and finally hacks it another five feet. She looks
up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically, "I guess all those
fucking lessons I took over the winter didn't help."

One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there you have it. You should have
taken golf lessons instead!"

He never even had a chance to duck.