It has been suggested that I start a weekly post about Rednecks. I think I will. After all I am one. I was raised by one. I have lived among’em all my life. And regardless of the stereotypical image the weirdywood movies and television portrays, we are a great bunch of people and I am proud to be considered a redneck.
The humor associated with rednecks is classic. I am not offended by redneck jokes just as I am not offended by Irish jokes as I am of Irish decent. So I think I will start making Mondays Redneck Monday. So, since today is Friday, I think I will start it today.
There is one thing you Yankees need to know. If you want to live among us you must be educated as to the ways and means of being raised in the South.
So if you study real hard you will be awarded one of these and you will not be made fun of by your redneck brothering.
Some Rednecks Have The Best of Everything
Man's Best Friend Will Get Him Home Everytime
Even Good-ole-Boys Like to Cruise For Chicks
I Bet The Steaks Will Taste Like Shit
Now Do You Really Want To Vist These People?
15 Miles To A Bag of Oats
"How long ya been farming?"
MASTERPIECE #1619 - Anton Braith, German *"Guys, This Is Going to Sound Terrible, But I Could Really Go For a Burger Right Now," *1904 Oil on canvas
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