Wednesday, November 11, 2009

You Be The Judge


Is this another sexist joke? You be the judge!

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

“What are you doing?” she asked.

“Hunting Flies!” he responded.

“Oh! Killing any?” she asked smiling at him.

“Yep, 3 males and 2 females,” he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, “How can you tell them apart?”

He responded, “3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone.”

Well?

6 comments:

Olly said...

That could look very different at my house. My husband is the phone gossip maniac. I avoid the thing after work hours like the plague...

Ed Adams said...

I think that's highly plausible.

Daffy said...

Depends on the househould I believe. As with Olly, my home is the opposite of the joke. Well...not totally because I don't like beer, but hubs is the one that talks on the phone nonstop. In fact if you ask Girl what a Daddy says (we've been working on animal sounds) she will tell you "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH" while adding the hand gestures to go with it. Daddy is Italian afterall...

Hillbilly Duhn said...

I don't know, but that fits my house pretty good!! LOL

Matty said...

Yeah, depends on the household. Although the old sterotype would say this is true.

Erin M. said...

I dunno, my hubby walks around with a phone attached to his ear an awful lot!