Thursday, December 17, 2009

Bumper Stickers Seen On A Military Base

"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."

" U.S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."

"Water-boarding is out so kill them all!"

"Interrogators can't water-board dead guys"

" U.S. Marines - Travel Agents To Allah"

"Stop Global Whining"

"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"

"The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"

"Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back"

"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil"

"Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"

"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"

"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"

"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"

"One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support"

"Do Draft-Dodgers Have Reunions? If So, What Do They Talk About?"

"My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College"

"Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume"

"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers"

"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But the Marines don't have that problem." ...Ronald Reagan


Mike Golch said...

great bumper stickers! Semper Fi!

Ed said...

Nice stickers.

Wish I had one of each.

Biddie said...

Actually chuckled out loud a couple of times :)

Anonymous said...

The soldiers cars are easily recognized. There bumpers talk to us.


June said...

One of Wards favorite presidents is Reagan. Well said.

Old Fart said...

The USMC bumper sticker on my truck says, "When you have them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow."

Christine said...

No surprise a bad ass group of folks would have some bad ass bumper stickers. :-)

Southern (in)Sanity said...

"My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College"

"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers"

I can't decide which of these two is my favorite. Great list.

Matty said...

I work with several guys who were in the Marine Corps. They are sharp, fit, and hard core. I love these stickers.

CI-Roller Dude said...

Life according to bumper stickers.
I'll have to re-run the story of the bumper stickers I put on some vehicles in Bosnia. I have pictures as proof