Saturday, December 19, 2009

From My Secret Santa - Hot Damn

This year I joined a group of people (and maybe some dogs or something - yah never know) involved in a Secret Santa gift giving. Two awesome ladies, Amy and Georgie, are the instigators, uh, administrators of the effort, and it had to be an exhausting enterprise to say the least. Anyway, one of the requirements is to post about your gift when it arrives.

I don’t know who my Secret Santa is, but he, she or it really did the job right in my case.

Below are the THREE (3), gifts sent to me. Ain’t they purty?


These is the same gifts (did I say 3?) opened. They are freaking awesome.

The t-shirt says, “I’m not a Doctor, but I’ll take a look anyway.” Is that me or what? I’m always willing to do breast and pelvic exams. And I also keep a pretty sharp pocket knife in my pocket of any impromptu pap smears that need to be made.

And the Civil War book, “Campaigns of the Civil War - A Photographic History” is perfect as I am a huge fan of anything relating to the Campaign of Northern Aggression and the illegal trespassing of those Godless Yankees on our Southern Sacred Soil. And more important - it has pictures, my favorite form of reading (next to audio books.)

And there is a box of Anthony-Thomas’s Buckeyes, a peanut butter and Milk Chocolate candies that are officially licensed by The Ohio State University. So I guess not all Yankees are Godless.

And the beautiful card says on the outside, “Ho, Ho, Ho” - three of my favorite type ladies.

And the inside says, “Oh! Oh! Oh! Wishing you a Holiday Season filled with Faith, Hope and Love.”
And hand written “Merry Christmas from your favorite blogging buddy, Secret Santa!!”

Now is that cool or what.

So, who ever your are, I thank you very much. If you are a woman I’ll give you some, if you are a man I’ll buy you a cup of coffee or a cold beer, and if you are a dog or something, I’ll give you a huge hug and a belly rub.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

18 comments:

Julie said...

Go Bucks! ;)

Coffeypot said...

Julie, and boy have they. This has been an expensie year...what? Not those kind of Bucks. Guess you know where my head's at.

Paxford said...

Wow - Super nice gifts there!

Coffeypot said...

Pax, yep!

Golden To Silver Val said...

I'm not your secret Santa, nor am I a dog, but if I whine a little could I have that hug and belly rub? Seriously though....isn't it fun to get gifts?? Have a wonderful Christmas, you and your whole family, dogs included.

Mala said...

" I also keep a pretty sharp pocket knife in my pocket of any impromptu pap smears that need to be made"

That made me cross my legs and cringe.

Cool gifts... cool idea.

Your Yankee friend from the Nawth.

Coffeypot said...

Val, I am an excellent belly rubber. I'll have you purring instead of whining in no time.

Mala, "That made me cross my legs and cringe." I've had that happen more than once. Almost breaks my neck everytime, too.

Ky Woman said...

Sweet! Secret Santa knows your dirty little secrets, eh?

Merry Christmas to You and Yours!!

♥Georgie♥ said...

LOL...John you crack me up!
That shirt is so YOU!
It was so much fun assigning your sss exchange partner to you I just knew she/he/it would do a FAB job!
You got some lovely goodies!

Coffeypot said...

KYW, I think anyone in the free world and a few communist countries who blog knows my secret shit.

Georgie, you sweet thing. I was amazed at how accurate the gifts were and thank you. Now...who is my sss?

♥Georgie♥ said...

John I will let your SSS tell you who they are...I have given the go ahead to reveal...maybe they like to keep you in suspense? LOL

I will send out an to your exchange partner
;-)

Secretia said...

That's a great t-shirt, I'll borrow that line.

Carol said...

Whoever had your name, knew you well!
What a great bunch of presents.

Julie said...

Let's see...

I live in Ohio.

I'm an Ohio State Buckeyes fan.

And I know you well enough via blogging that you are a closet Gynocologist. LOL

Glad you enjoyed the gifts, I had a blast picking them out for you!

Coffeypot said...

Julie, I'll definitely give you some. You did a great job, just like you are one of the family or something. I couldn't have been more pleased. Thank you, darling.

clew said...

I live in Buckeye country too Julie :) My coworker just gave me some homemade buckeyes this morning. OMGGGG - That's a true northerner delicacy, Coffeypot.

Those gifts are perfect. Especially the shirt.

Coffeypot said...

Clew, I have met a few Northern Delicacy sine I started blogging. I consider myself to be very luck to have so many nice and wacky and perverted friends to read my stuff.

kys said...

That t-shirt could be your signature look!