Monday, December 28, 2009

FINISH WHAT YOU START FOR INNER PEACE


This symbol, in Japanese, means:

'Serenity and Inner Peace'

or

'Sushi and California Roll'

Don't know which. Whatta ya think?

Anyways, on with the post:


I am passing this on to you because I am always thinking of ways to make you, my peeps, life easier to live with, and it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives! So, for me, give it a shot…uh…try.

Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, the res of the Chesescke a n a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr ow frigin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.

Usssce welcome (hic)!

10 comments:

Hope said...

nut.

Coffeypot said...

Hope, I think more like Eccentric.

Disturbed!

Unusual!

Retarded!

Uh…

Okay, Nut!

Mike Golch said...

sounds a bit on the loony side if you ask me.(as far finishing all that booze)

Rational Nation USA said...

Sounds like a doctor I can relate to! :-)

Mala said...

I don't get it. There's NEVER any unfinished booze around here!

Coffeypot said...

Mike, I don't remember.

RN USA one of the most popular doctors in the South.

Mala, after today, there won't be any more in our house. I swear. I mean it this time.

Daffy said...

I'd just like to finish going pee without someone banging on the door....

You got to finish all the wine...LUCKY

Kanani said...

I think the key to inner peace is to accept the things you have not, nor will ever finish!

Ed Adams said...

Hahahahaha......At first, I thought maybe your dentures fell out, then I realized you were supposed to be drunk, because your teeth falling out wouldn't effect your typing.

Unless they fell on the keyboard.

funny stuff.

Coffeypot said...

Daffy, fool'em...don't close the door.

Kanani, brilliant!

Ed, I don't remember...head hurts too much.