Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Make Up Your Mind, Woman

A husband is in his the back trying to fly a kite.

He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth. He tries this a few more times with no success.

All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opens the window and yells to her husband, "You need a piece of tail."

The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, "Make up your mind, woman. Last night I wanted a piece of tail and you told me to go fly a kite."


CI-Roller Dude said...

Yeah, I bet he was confused.

Trooper Thorn said...

Then the woman laughed and said "You're right. I'm being silly. Why don't you come in for a beer while I blow you?"

Anonymous said...

To damn funny! Sounds like my house

Ed said...


Now I have to go buy a kite.

Tracie said...

Hmmm. Have you been talking to my husband?

Anonymous said...

LMAO! Love it!

Coffeypot said...

Dude, I stay that way.

T Thorn, I like the way you think. There's nothing like a cold beer when one is confused.

Anonhymous, I'm sorry for you husband, or wife.

Ed, go for the tail, boy.

kys, yep, he sent me the picutre I used of you two.

Christiejolu, that will give you more room in your pants, I bet.

Southern (in)Sanity said...

I really don't know where you find this stuff, but it's hilarious.

Anonymous said...

That's cute, the picture is even cuter!

Mala said...

Hahahahaaha. Fabulous!

Unknown said...

LMAO! hahahahaha

Paul Wynn said...

ha i get go fly a kite or go kick rocks at the bar