Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Maxine In The Pub


I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

12 comments:

Dulce said...

ha ha ha haaa
This is so FUNNY!

Great post... and then!!! What did you do?
Oh- don't tell me! LOL
:) :)

Coffeypot said...

Dulce, there might have been some changing of skivvies. That much gas leaves 'skid marks' - or is that TMI.

Kanani said...

Ha!

Secretia said...

That's really a good one!

CI-Roller Dude said...

If you wanna' get me to stop drinking, use the words Maxine and Pub in the same sentence.

Golden To Silver Val said...

Oh that's just too funny!

WannabeVirginia W. said...

I stumbled on your blog from other blogs I lurk, holy crap THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!

Matty said...

You are too much. That's what happens to you when you get older.

Daffy said...

...all in a day's work...

The Peach Tart said...

Oh goodness.

I Wonder Wye said...

LOL, that's what we love about Maxine.......

rxBambi said...

heehee thanks for the laugh!