I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
11 comments:
ha ha ha haaa
This is so FUNNY!
Great post... and then!!! What did you do?
Oh- don't tell me! LOL
:) :)
Dulce, there might have been some changing of skivvies. That much gas leaves 'skid marks' - or is that TMI.
That's really a good one!
If you wanna' get me to stop drinking, use the words Maxine and Pub in the same sentence.
Oh that's just too funny!
I stumbled on your blog from other blogs I lurk, holy crap THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!
You are too much. That's what happens to you when you get older.
...all in a day's work...
Oh goodness.
LOL, that's what we love about Maxine.......
heehee thanks for the laugh!
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