Obama Jokes

Here are some Obama jokes because he is one. They are kinda cheap shots, but, yah know, I don’t care. He is a cheap shot.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
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America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
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Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
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Q: What do Vanilla Ice, Eminem and Barack Obama have in common?
A: They all made careers pretending to be black men.
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Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
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Q: What's the difference between Simba and Obama?
A: Simba is an African lion while Obama is a lying African.
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On Halloween you put on a false face and trick people.
This year Barack Obama is going as - Barack Obama.
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If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? ..... America !
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If Nancy Pelosi has her face lifted one more time she'll have a beard!
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Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
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Q: What’s the problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don’t thank they are funny and others don’t think they are jokes.
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Q: Why is Obama so thin and scrawny?
A: If he were any heavier he wouldn’t be able to walk on water.
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Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A: It stands between him and the First.
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Any questions?