Monday, January 11, 2010

Redneck Monday - Extreme Rednecks


You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

9 comments:

Secretia said...

The 14 year old Mommy smokes in front of her kids? That's a bad example...

Secretia

Mala said...

I thought those were the new underwear from Home Depot's new lingerie line.

Mrsblogalot said...

#4 is my favorite!!!! Love me some good Extreme Redneck appreciation!

Hope said...

#6....That one is my favorite...

Basinah said...

or a redneck Brazilian Wax ....

OK, and my validation word is "panti" - did you rig that?

Ed Adams said...

Nice.

Hillbilly Duhn said...

Since I'm behind, I'm leaving one comment,for three posts.

This one, holy crap. And here I thought hillbillies were bad. Rednecks are sooo worse! HA!

The helicopter one, that was really neat, I never knew that happend!

And then finally, the Tiger Woods one, holy crap Pervy McPerv..lmao

blueviolet said...

You had me with the first one and the 14 year old! :)

kys said...

#4 and #10 are my favs.