Redneck Monday - Redneck Logic

REDNECK LOGIC:

Two rednecks, ‘Catfish’ Ledbetter and Bubba Brown (son of Buster), are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.

‘Catfish’ turns to Bubba and says, “You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes.”

Bubba thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.

The next day, ’Catfish’ goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.

“Logic?” says. “What 's that?”

The dean says, “I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?”


“Yeah.”

“Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard.”

“That's true , I do have a yard .”

“I'm not done,” the dean says. “Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house.”

“Yep, I do have a house.”

“And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.”

“Dang! Yes, I have a family.”

“So because you have a family, then logically I believe you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual.”

“Oh yes, I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater.”

Excited to take the class now, ’Catfish’ shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bubba at the bar. He tells Bubba about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

“Logic?” Bubba says, “What's that?”

‘Catfish’ says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?”

“No!”

“Then you're a queer, ain’t’cah!”

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