Monday, February 15, 2010

Some Maxine Humor and Next President

Here we are, already discussing the future President of the United States, beginning with the Year 2012.

For those of you who would like THE VERY BEST choice for President, we have a solution. It is probably time we have a woman as President.

One choice is a very special lady who has just about every answer to assist in helping us to solve our problems.

PLEASE give this a thought when you have a moment...

MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT!

Very eloquently put.............don't you think?

Here are a few of Maxine’s opinions:

Maxine on Driver Safety, "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures."

Maxine on Lawn Care, "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."

Maxine on The Perfect Man, "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."

Maxine on Technology Revolution, "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."

Maxine on Aging, "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."

More Maxine quotes:

"The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals ."

"The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket."

"To err is human; to forgive, highly unlikely."

"Do you realize that in about forty years, we'll have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels?" (Now that's scary!)

"Money can't buy happiness--but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than a Kia."

"After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere...you may be dead."

And as far as aging goes, did you hear about the 83-year-old woman who talked herself out of a speeding ticket by telling the young officer that she had to get there before she forgot where she was going?

Makes perfectly good sense to me.....

Just remember:
We'll be FRIENDS until we are old and senile. Then we'll be NEW FRIENDS.

5 comments:

AirmanMom said...

Thanks for the Monday chuckle!
~AM

Miss Em said...

Hi Coffeypot,

Old ... Not on your life.
I ain't done livin' yet so I CAN'T be old.

Senile ... Damn! Do you know what the HELL we were talking about cause I can't seem to remember?

Miss Em

Mike Golch said...

I second that emotion!!

Jamie said...

LOVE this. She is the perfect candidate. I will be her party chairman, if needed.

Thanks, have a happy day. :)

Just Another Momma said...

I'd vote for her!!