Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Useful Information



Again, in my continuing efforts to educate you, my peeps, I have been doing extensive research into ways to make our life’s easier. Below are some helpful information and hints that I have uncovered and the amazing thing is…

THESE REALLY WORK!!

I checked this out on Snopes and they are for real!

AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40.. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

DAILY THOUGHT:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

You’re welcome!

No applause or accolades needed. Just knowing your life is better because of my efforts on your behalf is enough gratitude for me.

10 comments:

The Blue Zoo said...

Hhhmmm, I have a cousin who I would love to see follow some of this advice!

rxBambi said...

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

It's nice if the dishes are taken out first... but whatever works.

thanks for the laugh =)

Just Another Momma said...

large does of laxatives. LMAO

Miss Em said...

Daily Thought:

Hummmmmm {screwed up face deep in thought}

Wonder if I could ??really?? get away with that?????

Hummmmmmmm. {more deep thought}

Sneaking upon that person ??just?? might work.

Hey Coffeypot!
Do you think if I tried that, the "fool" would bounce when it hit the bottom?

Your favorite Lurker...Miss Em

Matty said...

Oh John.....these are so simple, and so true.

Secretia said...

Some cute ideas, all right.

GrizzBabe said...

I can personally vouch for WD-40 and duct tape.

Lucia said...

lmao....wonderful advice...thank you

The mad woman behind the blog said...

What would we do without you?

gayle said...

I think I better try #4!!