Thursday, May 13, 2010

Some Late Thursday Humor


Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a mans' penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over $1.2 million. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.

After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the British study was incorrect. After three years of research at a cost of in excess of $2 million, the French researchers concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex.

When the results of the French study were released, Australia decided to conduct their own study. The Aussies didnt really trust British or French studies. So, after nearly three hours of intensive research and a cost of right around $75.00 ( 3 cases of beer), the Aussie study was complete. They concluded that the reason the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent your hand from flying off and hitting you in the forehead!


A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

'You all have obsessions, he observed.'

To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.'

He turned to the second Mom, Ann, 'Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.'

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce, 'Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.'

At this point, the fourth Mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Lets pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner.'

12 comments:

Miss Em said...

Yep, definite obsession.

Daffy said...

I'm sure they also needed to pick up feed for their pet cock.

Coffeypot said...

Daffy, snort, teehee, you said cock. HEHEHE! I love it when you talk dirty.

Miss Em, yep!

CI-Roller Dude said...

We could av' used you as a combat comic in Iraq. Good material.

Coffeypot said...

Dude, coming from a combat comic, that is a gret compliment. Let's go. I'm ready.

Paxford said...

Snorfles...

Go the Aussies!

Pax

Yogi♪♪♪ said...

Your late Thursday humor gave me some early Friday laughs.

Jeff said...

Ok..

Lizzy and Elle said...

Great stuff...

btw..You are the winner this week for the Sexy and fun award @sexnfries

Congrats

Ace said...

Ha! If that's where names come from...thank goodness men don't pick the names. Can you imagine? There'd be Ta-ta's, and BJ's all over the place.

Sarge Charlie said...

oh my, keep em zipped.......

gayle said...

So funny!!