Tuesday, June 01, 2010

Be Warned - Porn Can Kill


On my last post at the bottom I mentioned free porn. If you go to one of these free sites be very careful how and what you do when viewing the shenanigans. It can be very dangerous if you aren’t careful.

Point in fact, I almost had a heart attack while watching one. We were trying to do the same things they were doing on the screen. Keeping up with them action per action. I know I’m getting old and stuff, but I couldn’t do it, as hard as I tried. Wife like it, but it was killing me.

And just as I about to pass out, I gave up and fell down on the bed sweating, and gasping for breath. That’s when I noticed the movie was on fast-forward.

So be warned!

Your welcome!

13 comments:

Nancy said...

Damn, thats funny babe -

Coffeypot said...

It is my duty and resonsibility to warn my peeps when danger is evident.

Tracie said...

Did you get the idea for this from my post? Very funny!

Christiejolu said...

LMFAO! That was funny! IN fast forward! Very funny!

powdergirl said...

So did you try it in slow-mo next?

Just askin',

Yogi♪♪♪ said...

As a former pipeline operations manager, safety first is my motto.

Miss Em said...

Next time be sure to check the position...of the fast/slow switch.

LMFAO

Miss Em

ScoMan said...

I'd be interested to see how you'd handle in in rewind.

Wait, I don't want to see that at all.

Barb said...

Is it TMI-Thursday already? JK. Very funny. :)

Yankee Girl said...

I don't know if I would be able to keep up with it on regular time. Some of that stuff they do is HARD!

Coffeypot said...

Yankee Girl, Powdergirl may be on to somehting. Try it in slo-mo. At least at the start...

The mad woman behind the blog said...

Awesome...the post, not your near myocardial infarction. Thank you for continuing to entertain! Though I'm doing my best not to visualize.

Mary Stebbins Taitt said...

Hilarious!!! Yr a riot, Coffey!