Thursday, July 29, 2010

Hauling Dogs and Obama's Failure With The Media



Gotta go to NY again today. Dem dogs need a home so I gotta do it. Dammit!

But before I go, let me leave you with a few standup comics views on our under-impressive president, barry ’the ears’ Obama - he doesn’t deserve capital letters. Thanks to Weezer for these chuckles…


STAND-UP COMEDIANS, MORE THAN ANY OTHER GROUP, HAVE THEIR FINGERS IN THE WIND
ACCURATELY DETECTING WHICH WAY IT IS BLOWING.

You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree...and we think 25 to life would be appropriate. --> Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. --> Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. --> Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. --> Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. --> David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! --> Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. --> Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. --> David Letterman

7 comments:

Lickety Splitter said...

Drive careful, and don't to forget to blog nekked.

Miss Em said...

Finially, the word is becoming one.

Take care. Watch for the speed traps. And don't forget that blogging Nakkeed is fun.

AirmanMom said...

Drive gently...
~AM

Ed said...

Haha.

Read these to Old Guy. He almost fell out of his chair laughing.

Tracie said...

Have a good trip!

Yankee Girl said...

I am a Dem and I still thought this was funny! I especially like the Nancy Pelosi Halloween mask one....I AM NOT a Pelosi fan.

Wrexie said...

Funny post... Jay Leno always makes me laugh.

So how do your dogs fare in NY? I mean with their southern barks and all...? I suppose they'd pick up the Bronx bark pretty quickly.