Monday, August 16, 2010


Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this?

Why do I still have to do everything myself?


Bill Clinton

PS: Not all women need to apply.

This one didn't make the cut!!!


Texas Ghostrider said...

Iam glad there will be standards for the flight attendants

ParachuteCutie said...

Move away from the alcohol! LOL

You're INSANE. But, in a good way.

No worries - I won't apply. :)

Lickety Splitter said...

Ahem ... I guess those are nice enough ta tas and tats.

Matty said...

Makes sense to me.

Charlene said...

I've seen the "naked plane" idea before on the joke pages. Thing is these suggested planes had all the passengers and the crew naked. That sounds awful to me!