Wednesday, December 22, 2010

A Christmas Wish For Everyone

To All My Democrat Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2011 but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great.

Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

To My Republican Friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

To My Jewish Friends:

I hope you had a great Hanukkah and the lighting of the candles.

To The ACLU:

Fuck You!


Mike Golch said...

I'm with ya on the ACLU!!

Sarge Charlie said...

good one

gayle said...

Merry Christmas to you too!

Ed said...

Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year to you too!

Fuck Dems and the ACLU.

Jews are cool though.

Lickety Splitter said...

I appreciate all your socially conscious Christmas wishes. I'm a proud member of every one of those groups. Uh okay, maybe not all of those groups, but for the sake of Jesus, it's almost Christmas, and I want peace up in the house.

Yogi♪♪♪ said...

Merry Christmas to you also.

suz said...

What about us Independents? *sniff sniff* Merry Christmas to you anyway!

Venom said...

I think you've covered all the bases. Though you didn't specifically mention the pc idiots and assholes, I believe it was implied...

Merry freaking Christmas!

Riley Carson said...

Hahaha!! ACLU!

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas, Coffey!! Hope you and your family have a wonderful holiday!

Miss Em said...

Merry Christmas Blog-Daddy !!

My Christmas present is now open.


which means I will be sleepin in my own bed in my own bedroom in my own home.

YYYYea! Sugar plums will be dancin over my head.


Miss Em