I went out with my buddies and had a few drinks last night. With all the camaraderie and ’man boasting’, I kinda got in the mood for some loving. Now there were plenty of nice looking ladies there enjoying a good time, too, but I chose to be true to Judy and went home.
When I got home, I found her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide open.
I run to the bathroom medicine cabinet and get two aspirin, snuck over to the bed and drop them into her mouth.
Of course she chokes but recovers and asks, ‘What did you just put in my mouth?’