Monday, January 31, 2011

Did Phillip fart?

Did Phillip fart?

He probably did, and does all the time. What the heck, he’s almost ninety, and at that age you don’t hold anything back even if you wanted to.  He just has pray that it is a fart.

The facial expressions are priceless, though.  Look at the Queen's face and Phillip trying to look so innocent!


A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song.

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while.

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces .

From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget
Sweet old farts like you!

Lovely!  Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?


Marnie said...

This was priceless.

Anonymous said...

You are a wealth of information!

Wrexie said...

there are some things even her highness, the queen can't order to stop! OMgosh... their faces are sooo funny!

Sandra said...

Mister Coffeepot, it did bring a tear to my eye...a tear of fucken laughter! Those pictures are priceless. I love that you used them in your post because I would never have seen them. Who prints pictures of the prince farting?
You are my hero!

myevil3yearold said...

Where do you find this stuff? That is great!

Jan said...

haha love it! Your blog never disappoints me! :)

Miss Em said...

Poor Prince Harry...

Being Third in Line for the English Crown means you stand behind the Queen and the Royal Prince in direct line of fire from the Royal Consorts.

Poor Prince Harry trying not to gag and laugh at the same time.
I bet he failed misserably.

Great Pic's.
Miss Em

Anonymous said...

Some farts Do bring tears to the eyes, yes!

Coffeypot said...

Marnie, (my daughter is also named Marni - without the ‘e’) actually they are free, but you also get what you pay for. :)

Snuggle, Nope! Just have good peeps sending me stuff and I can copy and paste and I'm not afraid to use it.

Wrexie, she does have to watch what she says. She made a mistake the other day and said, 'Shit' and there was a great movement through out GB.

Sandra, frist of all, I am John. Mr. Coffey died thirty years ago. And Phillip looks so innocent. I can pull that off, too.

ME3YO, my email pards. You should join in on my email list, too.

Jan, I try to keep it real, but it just doesn’t happen.

Miss Em, looks like a direct hit to me.

TMMW, and they can singe the nose hairs, too.

AiringMyLaundry said...

This cracked me up.