Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and the man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: 'Hello'
WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes'
WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'
MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'
WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2010 Models. I saw one I really liked.'
MAN: 'How much?'
WOMAN: '$90,000'
MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000.'
MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really a pretty good price.'
WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'
MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'
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14 comments:
Totally didn't wee the punch-line coming!
And yet, it sounds kinda familiar...
Guess I'll go see how the new Mercedes handles in icy conditions.
That is so funny!! Thanks!
I know it isn't my cell phone. Had to shut that bitch off.
That was funny :o) Gonna have to pass that one along!
I knew golf was an expensive sport...but not THAT expensive. hahaha
Very funny.
I found you from Sans Pantaloons. I love your site. I’m going to poke around a little bit, but don’t worry I’ll put everything back where I found it!!
Too funny!
That one is an ole classic.
Just like you bro.
AMAZING! Hahaha, brilliant!
HAHAHAHA nice!
I love this joke!
this is so getting swiped!I will give you credit for it.
I'm smiling...and boy, is that woman's husband in for it.
Eeeek ... even my bank account cringed for that poor unsuspecting husband ;)
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