Monday, January 10, 2011

Senior Texting Code

Since more and more of us Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).

If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.

ATD: At The Doctor's

BFF: Best Friend Farted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

GLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

ROFL...CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

WWNO : Walker Wheels Need Oil

Feel free to add any codes you feel are missing; send the additions back to the person who sent you this so they can update their list.


Christina Fawn said...

Funny stuff!! When you start your stand-up tour post a schedule, would ya? I might have to order some tickets...

Paxford said...


far far better than ROFS...IOF
(rolling on the floor screaming - I'm on fire)



Liz Mays said...

Those are completely hilarious! I love BTW and IMHO. Too funny!

Anonymous said...

Oh, those are hilarious!

Riley Carson said...

oh *shudder* this is going to be my future, eh?

Dazee Dreamer said...

oh my god. that was so freaking funny.

Southern (in)Sanity said...

Absolutely hilarious.

Hope y'all are surviving this "winter storm."

Ed said...

I wish you would have sent me this before we started exchanging texts.

It would have explained so much.

Lickety Splitter said...

LOL ... may God help me to remember all those when I reach my golden years!