Since more and more of us Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).
If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.
ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
GLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL...CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO : Walker Wheels Need Oil
Feel free to add any codes you feel are missing; send the additions back to the person who sent you this so they can update their list.
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9 comments:
Funny stuff!! When you start your stand-up tour post a schedule, would ya? I might have to order some tickets...
ROFL...CGU
far far better than ROFS...IOF
(rolling on the floor screaming - I'm on fire)
:D
Pax
Those are completely hilarious! I love BTW and IMHO. Too funny!
Oh, those are hilarious!
oh *shudder* this is going to be my future, eh?
oh my god. that was so freaking funny.
Absolutely hilarious.
Hope y'all are surviving this "winter storm."
I wish you would have sent me this before we started exchanging texts.
It would have explained so much.
LOL ... may God help me to remember all those when I reach my golden years!
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