Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Elk Sex

Two rednecks are drinking in a bar.

One says, "Beau, did you know that elks have sex 10 to 15 times a day?"

"Aw shit, Clevon..," says Beau, "and I just joined the American Legion!”


anon said...

I swear those 2 guys in the picture are Canadian.

myevil3yearold said...

Does Canada have rednecks?

Lickety Splitter said...

Who are the Elk members having sex with 10 to 15 times a day? Elk? Or each other? Its definitely not women --

Anonymous said...

Um... I'm going to put in an official request with God to make me an elk in my next life!!

Coffeypot said...

Powder, from the looks of the window, you may be right.

ME3YO, Hell yes, Canada has rednecks. The jus talk funnier than us'ens.

Lickety S, Don't kid yourself. Women have been getting pany-pudden over Elk's, Masons, and Moose for ever. There is something about a secret hand shake that just causes shivers all over. We are hot!

Minute Man’s Wife, a little needy are we. (SNORT, scraping my foot on the ground. (What sound does an elk make? - UUHHHWANTSOME?)