Monday, March 28, 2011

Young Love

Little Johnny and Judy are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love.  One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Judy's father to ask him for her hand.

Johnny bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Judy are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Johnny, you are only 10, where will you two live?"

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies, "In Judy's room.  It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay, then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Judy."

Again, Anthony instantly replies, "Our allowance!  Judy makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week.  That's about 60 bucks a month, so that should do us just fine."

Mr. Smith is impressed Johnny has put so much thought into this.

"Well Johnny, it seems like you have everything figured out.  I just have one more question.  What will you do if the two of you should have little children of your own?"

Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been lucky so far."

Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable.
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4 comments:

j-tony said...

Funny. Thanks.

Ed said...

Ha! Nice.

K. Syrah said...

Oh... gross.

And funny.

Jamie said...

Ha! Love it. :)