Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Golf Accident



Two women were playing golf.  One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

Sure enough, the ball hit one of the men.

He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 

“Please allow me to help.  I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me.” she told him.

“Oh, no, I'll be all right.  I'll be fine in a few minutes,” the man replied.  He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.  She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, “How does that feel?”

He replied, “It feels great, lady, but I still think my thumb's broken!”
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8 comments:

AirmanMom said...

Thanks for the great Wednesday morning chuckle!
~AM

j-tony said...

Being a Golfer I sure hope this happens to me someday...thanks for the laugh

Megan (Best of Fates) said...

That was just what I needed this morning - thanks!

JihadGene said...

Break a thumb!

Yankee Girl said...

That's fantastic! Best joke I have heard in a while!

Mike Golch said...

Good one sport.

blueviolet said...

Ridiculous fun!

Greg said...

That's hilarious!