Wednesday, April 20, 2011

She Just Had To Ask...And I Cannot Tell A Lie



Judy asked me, "How many women have you slept with?"

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling.   With all the others, I was awake."

When am I gonna learn that truth and honesty NEVER, EVER works.
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15 comments:

myevil3yearold said...

funny ... unless you are Judy

j-tony said...

Ain't that the truth.

Wrexie said...

CP... you are a mess! hahaha

~Thought's By Dena~/ JDs Gift Shack said...

OOOOOPS!!!!

Mike Golch said...

Stuff Happens,and Happens and Happens.

Matty said...

OUCH.....who said honesty was the best policy anyways?

AirmanMom said...

Don't you remember reading 'Highlights for Children'...Goofus and Gallant?

Check this site out http://www.cracked.com/funny-5498-goofus-gallant/

Um...nice job, Goofus!
(still love ya!)
~AM

Mala said...

Hahahahahahaha!

And OMG, what happened to that guy? OOOph!

dc said...

You always make me smile, if not laught right out loud!

Mrsblogalot said...

HAAAAA!! I guess all those insurance premiums will finally pay off.

powdergirl said...

Sometimes I'm surprised you're still alive.

But I'm always glad you are : )

The Reckmonster said...

Ahhhhh, Coffey...you are the epitome of a man who does not know the difference between "total honesty" and "i-like-to-keep-my-ballsack-intact total honesty." HAHAHAHA!You crack me up!

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Sandra said...

Never a dull moment for Judy! You da man!
I read in the other post that your PC is feeling under the weather. Hope he, and I say he because a 'she' wouldn't get sick! HUA!, feels better soon! Kisses baby!xoxoxo

gayle said...

So funny! I love Judy!