Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Spring Classes For Women - 2011



Spring Classes for Women 

                              at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE 


REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED 
                  By May 5th 2010 

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS,
CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. 

Class 1 
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat 
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM...

Class 2 
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3 
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Tesco Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4 
Fundamental Differences Between a Handbag and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5 
Golf Clubs--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6 
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program 
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7 
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? 
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8 
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT! 
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9 
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials. 
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10 
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. 
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11 
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield. 
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined  

Class 12 
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.  
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors..

3 comments:

Rancher Mom said...

I mastered class 12, heck it's the only time I get to get away from him!
And he totally failed #11, which is why he doesn't drive anymore - I was tired of my stomach being up near my eyeballs!

AirmanMom said...

I have taken and failed Class 7(shower version)...at least four times. In my mind, if my husband can shower with a single bottle of shampoo/body wash, what's the big deal...there is plenty of space for all my bottles. (just sayin')
I find it to be the most challenging of these courses. I've signed up for a personal tutor, we'll see how it goes. :)

~AM

j-tony said...

How do I sign the DW up for number 8 and 9...