"Hello. You have reached MeMaw and PawPaw.
We're not able to come to the phone right now.
If you are one of our children, press 1 and state your name; then select from one of the following:
If you need us to watch your children, press 2.
If you want to borrow our car, press 3.
If you want us to do your laundry, press 4.
If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5.
If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6.
If you want us to have you to dinner on Sunday or to bring it to your house, press 7.
If you need money, press 8.
If you are calling to invite us to dinner or a movie, start talking - we are listening."
As for my answering machine:
9 comments:
Love it LOOONG time!!! Too true!
You know what the funny thing about grandparents is??? Whenever they call their "child's" house - they no longer want to talk to their child...they immediately ask if THE GRANDCHILD is home. What's up with that?! lol
Hey now, I don't take that kind of advantage of my parents!And borrow money wasn't on that list, was it? lol
To true....
True, but I don't feel too guilty. My mom only calls to neb in my life or complain about something.
Puleeze! If only my parents had an answering machine like that. Theirs says, "If you're one of our children, hang up. We're not interested!"
As per usual my dear friend, this was hilarious!
I'm back! haha! How are things going? School is finally slowing down and I have some room to breathe! I gotta catch up on your blog! Keep your powder dry!
I wish I had the guts to put that on my machine!! My luck someone important would call.
LOL. I hear ya!
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