As a lady sat on the front porch reflecting on her life, a fairy godmother suddenly appeared and offered to fulfill three wishes for her.
“Well,” she said, “I would love to be rich.”
POOF: The fairy godmother turned her rocking chair into solid gold.
“And I wouldn’t mind being a young and beautiful princess.”
POOF: The woman was turned into an exquisite young princess with a priceless crown of jewels.
“Your third wish?” asked the fairy godmother.
While the woman was thinking this over her dog raised his head and uttered a single weak, horse “woof.”
“Could you possibly turn my wonderful dog into a handsome prince?”
POOF: There in front of the beautiful princess stood the most handsome young man she had ever seen, more handsome than she could possibly have imagined.
She stared at him in awe, completely smitten. As she stared at him in utter awe, he came slowly toward her. He knees weakened as he bent down to her.
He brushed his lips across her ear and whispered, “Now I bet you’re sorry you had me neutered.”