A Chinese guy goes to a Jewish guy to buy black bras, size 38 D.
The Jewish guy, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.
The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.
The Jewish guy tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jewish guy is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 D bras and asks the Chinese guy, "Sir, please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?"
The Chinese guy answers: "I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to you Jews for $200.00 each."
The Jewish guy, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.
The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.
The Jewish guy tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jewish guy is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 D bras and asks the Chinese guy, "Sir, please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?"
The Chinese guy answers: "I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to you Jews for $200.00 each."
4 comments:
works for me. I wish I'd of thought of that.
Only you my wonderful percolator! Only you....
Jesus...I just wiped out another keyboard when I spewed coffee out my nose from laughing my ass off...
Ha Ha velly funny!!!!
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