Monday, September 12, 2011

Going Home Late

I guess because I am elderly I was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and asked where I was going at this time of night.

I replied, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who in Hell is giving a lecture at this time of night?"

I replied, "That would be my wife."


Miss Em said...

Hi Blog-Daddy,

I'm still up-right and moving altho the last few days were in the really slow-downed lane cause my giddy-up-go took a much need rest.

Yea--ya. I got a couple of those lectures but, it wasn't from the husband at that time it was from his mother.

There was also an "You're old enough to know better than to do those things."
My reply, "Yea-ya. I know that's why I keep trying because I haven't learned enough to actually know better."

Oh well..."THAT'S LIFE."

Miss Em

LOLA said...

HA! Excellent! Did you look at the penis cookie pictures on my blog? Bet they'll make you jealous.


Leontien said...

Haha i don't get the picture (being blond and all) but i SURE liked that joke!

Thanks for making me laugh

The Writer Currently Known as Rory said...

That's pretty much the majority of Andy Capp comics.

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