Friday, October 07, 2011

Women Always Solve The Problem












After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a sagging 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.

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4 comments:

Ed said...

Ha

Unknown said...

It's all a matter of perspective, isn't it?

Janie Junebug said...

giggle
snort
HA!

I will also be emailing this one to my BFF.

Love,
Lola

Anonymous said...

Cute!! LOL!