1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim
3. If you have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim
5. If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim
10. If your cousin is president of the United States .
You may be a Muslim
You may be a Muslim
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim
3. If you have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim
5. If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim
10. If your cousin is president of the United States .
You may be a Muslim
11. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it,
You may be a Muslim
1 comment:
Seen it several times before, but it still rings true.
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