Thursday, November 03, 2011

A Health Message

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really care.  And I don’t care about exercising, either.

Instead I think it’s the tortoise life for me!  Let me explain…

1.  If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.

2.  A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.

3.  A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.

4.  A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.

And you tell me to exercise?? 

I don't think so. 

I'm retired.  Go around me!


LOLA said...

But the rabbit has nearly 15 years of non-stop sex. That must mean something. Just sayin'.


Coffeypot said...

Lola, I don't think I could hold out for 15 years non-stop sex. I'm doing good to go for a half hour. Weak back and hunger, too? Sorry!

dc said...

half hour huh? Bragger!

Coffeypot said...

No bragging, DC. Fact! Why from the time I get into the car and drive over (known as foreplay) till the time I get dressed and leave is a good half hour.