Sunday, December 11, 2011

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN




















Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like
Europe - well-developed and open to trade, especially for something of
real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like
Spain - very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like
Greece - gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like
Great Britain - with a glorious and all-conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like
Israel - has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like
Canada - cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes
Tibet - wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages; an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN


Between 1 and 80, a man is like
Iran - ruled by a dick and a couple of nuts.


3 comments:

CI-Roller Dude said...

great lesson...quick and to the point.

LOLA said...

I'm 52, but I swear I'm still in Africa.

Love,
Lola

Coffeypot said...

Dude...sadly, like my sex life.
LOLA, no doubt, me lady.