This is our neighbor:
She lives right across the street and I can see her house from our living room.
So I was watching when she got home from work this evening. But I was surprised when she walked across the street and up our driveway.
She knocked on our door and I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time tonight. You know, get drunk and screw all night long, that sort of thing! Are you busy tonight?"
I immediately replied, "Hell no! I'm free... I have no plans at all!"
Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"