Sunday, January 15, 2012

DESTINCTION BETWEEN GUTS AND BALLS















To those of you who are nitpickers about the meaning of worlds, there is a definite distinction between Guts and Balls.  We’ve all heard about people having Guts and Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

Let me explain:

GUTS – is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by the wife with a broom and having the Guts to ask, “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”

BALLS – is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the ass and having the Balls to say, “You’re next, chubby.”

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.  Both result in death.

4 comments:

That Janie Girl said...

DEFINITE death.

Rofl!!

CI-Roller Dude said...

How many ways can a person die?

j-tony said...

That's awesome...

Beau's Mom said...

I once went to bed earlier than Joe and when I heard him enter the bedroom - while pretending to be asleep - I said "NEXT!"

Now THAT'S true balls.