Monday, February 06, 2012

Two Little Kids...

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room --- the first surgeries of the day.

The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about.  I had that done when I was four.  They put you to sleep, and when you wake up.  Then they give you lots of Jell-O and Ice Cream.  It's a breeze."

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says, "A circumcision."

"Whoa!" the second kid replies.  "Good luck, buddy.  I had that done when I was born.

Couldn't walk for a year."


Beau's Mom said...

I once got so mad at Joe that I kicked his balls into his throat.....can you get pregnant from oral sex?

Pearl said...


I'm going to do my best to work this one into conversation today...


Coffeypot said...

BM, if one could, I would be like Abraham in the Bible, the father of nations.

Pearl, thank you for stopping by. I am honored to have someone of your popular caliber to even comment.

NavyOne said...

Ha ha! The good news is: with both surgeries, you lose a little weight.

Strange, but I think you have nominated for an award:

Don't kill the messenger!