My Mating Call

We were out doing stuff yesterday. Me, the grand-kids and Judy. We stopped off to have some lunch and were having a good time.

They seem to like it when I act…uh… unusual…like drawing my hands into claws and moan and drool spit from the corner of my mouth and falling on them. They do all the EWWWWs and Get Off Me stuff, but they like it. Huh? Yes the do. They get me to do it to one or the other. "PawPaw, act stupid on Bug." or "PawPaw, J-Man needs some loving." Stuff like that. They only get embarrassed when there are some cute girls or young boys around. Then it really gets fun...

Anyidiot, J-Man and I got to talking about mating calls. I DON’T KNOW! We just got on the subject. It happens.

I was telling him about my mating call…guaranteed to work every time. It is the sound of a gorilla grunting the words “UHONTSOM”. He tried it, but he didn’t have the sound down right so I showed him how again. I grunted “UHONTSOM” a little louder and at that moment the waitress walked up. I told J-Man, “See? It works every time.”

He was laughing so hard that the waitress commented that we were having a good time. I told her what was going on and she started laughing, too.

Timing is everything, Peeps.

On another topic…what is going on with my blog? All of a sudden it changed to one post per page, and you have to click on ‘older post’ to see others. I have checked the settings and cannot find how to get it back to showing a month’s worth at a time.

Any ideas or fixes?

Is this karma for being such an ass in public?

If so, then blogger will not be fixed. I have too much unrestrained fun when out with the kids…and Judy…and people…